Christmas is just around the corner, stressing over what to get for your best pal?
The panacea for your troubles is here!



Wanna frighten Santa and his god-damn elves?


Introducing the brand new "ritzy" outfits sold exclusively at all LT stores.






tattered and torn designs tailored specially for tramps





afraid of vampires? fear no more. With these crosses, those blood-suckers are sure to flee!





reveal your sexy armpits with these sleeveless monochromatic garments





i'm sure you veggie-philics will love this design, it bears a large deformed pumpkin.








had enough of the above plain and boring monochromatic outfits?
Feast your eyes on the scarlet togs below:






i know what you dimwits are thinking: GLAMOROUS SKY?
*Ernest trying to figure out the connection between sky and red*





this shirt reveals the poor workmanship don't you think? oh well, it's the LATEST STYLE now







moving on to the magenta collections










*These shirts are senseless and i seriously cannot figure out what it means*




more designs available at: www.imlikewhatever.blogspot.com
*prices are NEGOTIABLE*

with these outfits, i'm certain Santa will never visit you in his sleigh ever again.




So, why contemplate further? Be the first few (only) customers to meet and greet
the famous designer himself and get AUTOGRAPHS on all your tee shirts! =D








p.s: I am not, i repeat NOT the creator of these modest garb