I've been really bored at home. And for some reasons, the ministry has been sending me tons of junk.

i have to applaude the ministry for its creativity especially in trying to entice the naive students into joing them.


first, i received a letter from the AIRFORCE

it's really cute. They sent me a "pop-out" card that plays an annoying tune.




when you open the card, a model plane comes "popping out"
and then this "melodious" tune (just like the one hear when a plane flies past) rings.






this is how my mail looks like.






this is that really cool plane i've been telling you guys about.






you've gotta agree with me that it's really cool :)






blah blah blah.. a string of baloney.









join the airforce? you've gotta be kidding me. I can barely pass napfa in school.



on the second day, the NAVY sends me a board game.










this is the board game they sent me. Now we know where our parents' taxes have gone.







isn't it cute? boot licking, backstabbing and whatever that black envelope is.






yum, sweet arse!





butt kissing.





and the list of scholarships which they claim i am eligible to apply for.
(I highly doubt so judging by my modest grades)










oh well, that's it for my mails today. I wonder if the land army will send me a mail too.

I was bored. I was very bored in fact that I went browsing for profiles on friendster.

Flipping through tons of pages and finding weirdos who put up fucking gross pictures of themselves on friendster.









meet a fucking weirdo who puts make up on his face till he looks like a drag.



seriously dude, what's up with the make up? SICK SICK SICK!




oh god, this is disgusting. A NUDIST who's got no body assets.



i took the liberty of removing his eyes, partially for privacy and also to deter you from vomiting.

check out his supple white arse.




Hmmm.. Want more kinky photos?





This is it. I swear you have to be fucking bold to wear this out when you're clubbing.

Probably some gay clubs. YUCK! What are the holes for?












it's spidey like you've never seen before.



oh my god. Kinky i know. But seriously, BDSM is not my thing.














how far will couples go to flash their relationship?



perhaps as far as wearing mismatched outfits and behaving like clowns.









Parental guidance is advised.

The below images contain nudity, public display of obscene pictures.








WHO THE FUCK WILL FLASH NUDE PHOTOS OF THEMSELVES ON FRIENDSTER?!







HIM I GUESS...






If you're gonna flash your own dicky, at least have the decency to have it erect.

wait, or is it already erect? DARN!

Now i need to borrow at atomic microscope to view your microscopic penis.






Christmas is just around the corner and I've found a guy who wants to play Santa in a kinky tone.













oh god. What's that? RED UNDIES


but perhaps it's only hot on other guys. THIS IS SOME SICK SHIT SERIOUSLY!

oh yea Santa's in town, i sure hope he gives me a bucket to contain my puke.

i wanna hurl.



why the fuck are there people who pose such pictures of themselves on the internet?????

I so wanna sue their asses. Caustic images that corrode my eyeballs. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!




MOVING ON. MY FAV~





Superman from the Justice League is in town and find him in your bathroom stripping.







oh yea! SUPERMANNN




This is some classic shit. Never can you find people wearing such costumes anymore.














oh well, this ends my search for freaks today on friendster.

FYI, these people are Singaporeans.





Whoever concluded that Singaporeans have no life?

I was bored at home and I decided to take some tests.


What's your EQ?

Your EQ is 167

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

I'm obviously an EQ whiz =)



How open-minded are you?

You Are 48% Open Minded

You aren't exactly open minded, but you have been known to occasionally change your mind. You're tolerant enough to get along with others who are very different... But you may be quietly judgmental of things or people you think are wrong. You take your own values pretty seriously, and it would take a lot to change them.

perhaps I'm pretty conservative afterall.


Do you have a dirty mind?

Your Mind is PG-13 Rated

Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy. You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude.

SEE! I told you i was conservative *WINKS*






What mixed drink are you?

You Are a Mai Tai

You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive. And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away.

What flavour frappuccino are you?

Caffe Vanilla Frappuccino

Smooth and sweet, you fit in to almost any crowd. No one would suspect you of being a coffee tweaker!

Kissing purity test.

Your Kissing Purity Score: 63% Pure

For you, kissing isn't a casual thing Lip to lip action makes your heart sing

How hot are your kisses?

Your Kisses Are Medium-Hot

Your kisses are definitely sexy, but you're not about to make anyone gasp for air. You take it slow and steady... and you ramp things up when you get the right signals. Your kissing style is adaptable and adept. And people who kiss you love it!

my kissing skills are superb. Wanna try?


How much sex appeal do you have?

You Are 85% Sexy

Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride.

I'm SEXY!!

oh yeaaaaa... I'm sizzingly hotttt.



What is your seduction style?

Your Seduction Style: The Charmer

You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them!

Are you a gentleman?

You Are 80% Gentleman

You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners. Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!

Are you a thrill seeker?

You Are Adventurous... Sometimes

You like an adrenaline rush as much as the next person. You like your thrills in small doses. You're generally pretty calm and level headed. But sometimes you have to go wild and have a crazy adventure.

Are you spoiled?

You Are 32% Spoiled

You're barely spoiled. You may have some nice things, but you never let them go to your head. You appreciate each gift you're given - and you don't dwell on what you "deserve" to have.

oh well, that's it for today. A boring day indeed.

Motto to life: FOOD & SHOPPING.

and that was what Ellis and I did today.


We headed down to Ministry of Food located at Parco Bugis Junction Level 2 and we got ourselves
a bento set and scrumptious desserts to go along with it.











tri-colour bento that Ellis ordered.


it comprises of minced beef and rice. A simple fare i must say.





while i got myself a karage bento.


the bento comprises of chicken in chunks and an egg. A most satisfying meal indeed.


and the food vanishes right before your eyes and into my tummy...





our tummies for that matter.










well, done with the main course. Moving on to DESSERTS!


Ellis ordered a sesame ice cream while I, a strawberry one. IT WAS TASTY, i swear.



It isn't lizard droppings but sesame. Don't be fooled by the tiny white balls thinking that it's longan.
It's actually mini glutinous rice balls.







can't resist the temptation of putting it into your mouth eh?





yum yum YUM!











gorgeous isn't it?

and you know what's the best? The ice cream is low in fats. *WOOTS*



remnants of the ice cream i devoured....








that's it for now, stay tune for more posts on tasty food.

It was way past mid-night. I was bored and ravenous. Aaron then drew me an adorable burger.







thanks for keeping me company when i'm bored :)

WORK IN PROGRESS =D

Finally, a chance to leave my cage. I went out this afternoon to meet Hana and Leon. And like any other of my outings, it's saturated with cam-whoring, eating and shopping *WOOTS!*




we shopped from raffles city mall to bugis junction and haji lane.
The clothes at haji lane are seriously good!

*I'M SO GOING BACK NEXT WEEK TO GET MY TOP*







We had lunch at Terra and desserts at Ministry of Food. Well, Leon had his meal at the latter.



i ordered this for desserts.








it sure is tasty! yumm!







hana ordered this. The twirly soft cream is fantastic.






this adorable bento was ordered by leon.




oh yea, that's leon and his pleasant-smelling bento
*Ernest drooling continuously*










xaivera (sadako) are you in there?






candid shot of hana, the tasty red bean paste and the internationally-recognised hand sign
i swear the red bean paste they serve are superb~!






*I'm vulnerable when i'm feasting*








what's with that expression?! Leon looks POSSESSED. *eeks*

CHECK OUT HIS PUSSY-LIPS

Leon, did you like inject collagen into those pussy-lips of yours? It's really fat.









she's looking at a hunk =D








are the two xaiveras at home..?





yes, it was truly a splendid spread along with two good companion.



HANANA please do remember that we're invading haji lane and MOF again next wed...
i so wanna try new deserts :)