I remember the life I once enjoyed - passionate, youthful and most certainly motivated. For some bizarre reasons, however, I lost it.

Like how typical a friday is I booked out from camp. Took a train, carried my barang barang and headed home.

well, typical too are Singaporeans. Annoying nonetheless.





You know how annoying it usually is, eff-ing annoying Singaporeans will always STAND ON THE YELLOW LINE even when the announcement that reads "PLEASE STAND BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE" rings.

Bloody stupid Singaporeans will always and I emphasise ALWAYS block the way of alighting passengers and squeeze onto the train. They behave like vultures sourcing for empty seats.


FAT LADIES ESPECIALLY.





Singaporeans are always so stupid and ill-cultured. They seem to be illiterate and respond nonchalantly to everything.

"Good morning upper east siders, gossip girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of manhattan's elite."

Yeaaa, i'm back again to bring you guys sensationally malicious comments and up-to-date gossips.





i've decided to review KONG BAK PAU's blog and guess what i've found????????








A TOTALLY "HOT HOT HOT" VIDEO OF SHERMSELF!

( where shermself = him or herself due to undefined gender )

















BRACE YOURSELF MY FANS and please, get a paper bag. We don't want you puking all over.


























LISTEN TO SHIM's voice. it's like super duper cocked up.


It's beyond what words can describe as absolutely repulsive.


















now, for the photos.























WARNING








THE MATERIAL PRESENTED IS NOT BY ANY TIME A FORGED ONE BY THE AUTHOR AND THE AUTHOR TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY IF ANY CASUALTY WAS RESULTED FROM THE EXPOSURE TO HAZARDOUS MATERIAL AS SUCH.

















































































DO NOT VIEW WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT UNLESS ABOVE 21.










































































































LOOK! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. STILL WANNA PROCEED?














































VERY WELL.. *BRACE YOURSELF*






















































I believe this was taken during racial harmony day.




with this, it's more like racial derogatory day.




isn't the make-up just disgusting? i mean seriously and that face! oh man

it's like a pig taught to dress up. and and and, omgosh, look at her boobies.

those things make my wee-wee go soft soft.






you're staring at a 25 year old transgender. anyone wants some pork knuckles?






guess what? ms KONG BAK PAU went to vivo city with a skirt! and i'm sure shim wore a bra.




a babe isn't she?















and now, i believe you guys wanna see how KONG BAK PAU looks like when she's dressed up all nicely.








she's like joining a beauty pageant? wait lemme rephrase. hideous pageant.



the only award she's gonna be seen winning is the one they have at villages for the heaviest pork.













demonic eyes. lovely isn't she?


































you're looking at satan in the face. *BE GONE DEMON*

God, i beseech You to bless me with your powers and strength that i may exorcise this enormous demon of intense stupidity.



thank you God. AMEN!












you know what? if you're gonna cross dress as a female, at least have the decency to shave.

she's like wearing a bra, probably some panty, a skirt, a blouse and a wig and she didn't like farking shave?

just scrutinize her face and check out her facial hair, any more of that and she's gonna have a beard.























oh you're gonna love this picture i've got. BUT BE WARNED!





















































i'm giving you plenty of time to think it through before looking at that pic.

























































































BAH! THERE YOU GO~!











look at the nippies!! oh god the make up. i see fats, lots and lots of it.


and she's got like a mini mole-hill as a breast. omgosh. it's like way disgusting.


her nippies are like EEWWW it's like even grosser than watching leon go nude.

























ANYONE WANTS THIS ABANDONED CHILD?






PLEASE TAKE HER AWAY. I BEG OF YOU. DO SOCIETY A FAVOUR AND YOU'LL GET GOOD KARMA.

LOADS OF IT!

I went shopping with my dad again today and i got myself a pair of SHOES! *WOOTS*






















i seriously love shopping and it's totally addictive.

Unlike any other Saturdays, i spent mine SHOPPING with my dad.

the beauty of shopping with you dad is that you DON'T HAVE TO PAY for the stuff you want.



i just ask him along, hand him the stuff i want, give him the puppy dog pout, and he heads over to the cashier counter, paying for my stuff :)*WOOTS*






and i seriously bought loads of stuff today. And i mean LOADS.



I got myself a SAT Reasoning Test Guide book and a total of four NIKE tee shirts.

*I am so damn proud of myself*




and i didn't feel a pinch because my dad's paying! WAHAHAHAHAHA!





oh well, these are the stuff i got:



SAT REASONING BOOK.







oh god, it's THICK and I have to finish it by 25 Jan '08.

It's like a f*cking 5cm thick.







and my four NIKE SHIRTS

































now you see, SHOPPING WITH YOUR PARENTS CAN BE GREAT!









*We must all understand this:

ONE THING ABOUT MONEY, NEVER USE YOUR OWN!

Weijie, Ilario, Hana and I met up early in the morning for K LUNCH at Marina.


After which, we proceeded over to Bugis' Ministry of Food for our lunch cum dinner.




Some of the food we ordered:




weijie ordered this along with his meal.


chunks of chicken.



i ordered this chicken charsiew noodles.





hana got herself soft-shell crab







along with soba










and now, presenting the DESSERTS!



hana and i ordered similar desserts.











the desserts were really good.



and weijie got himself ice cream which was tasty too.










after dinner, we went SHOPPING!



i got myself a long-sleeve top from bugis.






oh well that's all for today :)

oh YES! My application has been accepted by the Ministry.























i sure wonder which school they're posting me too. I hope it consists of a single race :)

Introducing Ms "GORGEOUS"



with her killer looks, she can stop any man 3 miles away just by giving those brazen eyes.

and if you're thinking, 'isn't she a man?', you're DEAD ON! she used to be that is.







she goes by the moniker of KURORI, whatever that is, I decided to rename her.







there she is, a babe isn't she?





i love this picture


feisty isn't it?






look at her cheeks, it spells nothing but FATS


she's like a thousand pounds of fermenting meat loaf.




awww look at her.. where's your castle my little piggy princess?


no where to be found i guess, you destroyed it the moment you stepped in.





QUESTION: DOES KURORI BELONG TO THE MALE OR FEMALE SPECIE OF THE HUMAN RACE?



ANSWER: NEITHER. He/She belongs to the family of swines.

I've also taken the liberty of editing her name. It's KONG BAK PAU now. I'm sure everyone likes it.





and there we see our beloved bun sitting by the fountain.


I swear the water level rose by 10cm when that fat thumb of hers was dipped in.





I've always wondered where she got her costumes from. The clothes from the maternity department?


oh my fucking shit. LOOK AT HER NAILS! THEY'RE PINK! AND THAT WIG OF HERS, so melodramatic.





yes, this poster is attributed to her.
























for more pictures of KURORI aka KONG BAK PAU, do feel free to view her blog at:

http://secret-santuary.blogspot.com/








thanks for viewing peeps :)

2 Decemeber 2007, the first day of my service in ACTION FOR AIDS.





Ellis and I joined AFA and volunteered to help out in crowd control today at CK TANGS.

it was fun i have to say. We met tons of gay guys and i swear to god, they're seriously touchy.





a few guys actually touched me. *eeks*

i grimaced and squirmed not because i was touched by some gay guys but because they looked awful and they're old.
OLD I TELL YOU, OLD!! FUCKING HELL.

their ghastly looks were seriously frightening plus they're wrinkly hands kept harrassing innocent volunteers like yours truly.





and just so you know,
i can't stand ugly strangers touching me...






oh well, Ellis and I had our second lunch at PARAGON'S COFFE CLUB.





i ordered a baked chicken penne.






while Ellis got herself an apple crumble.





it's actually stewed apples topped with a melting vanilla ine cream and strawberries.

*it's mouthwatering*





and this is the medal Ellis got for taking part in the Standard Chartered Marathon this morning :)










the tags they gave us while we were on crowd control duty.









I TAKE PRIDE IN HELPING HIV POSITIVE PATIENTS.




they totally deserve our love and concern. they do not deserve stigmatization.

they are not conformed to being rediculed and ostracized.







and at the end of the day, they gave us FREEBIES

and all cheapos say YAY!




the goodie bag consisted of:

ONE NUM TANK TOP
ONE PAIR OF VERVE SUNGLASSES
A BOX OF CONDOMS BY LOVE-BOX
A POSTCARD DESIGNED BY AFA
A PIN BADGE DESIGNED BY AFA




it was given to us FREE while the public had to pay like 10 bucks for it.

But i assure you, it worths alot more!



yes, a picture of my beloved freebies.





M.A.C carrier to contain the goodies.





Love-Box's condoms.





lovely box for storing those condoms eh?







and yes, they contain pictures to instruct an illiterate individual on how to use it properly.






VERVE's sunglasses that comes with changeable lenses.







a very thoughful note from members of Action For Aids.






i love this pin badge. very creative i have to say.






NewUrbanMale's complimentary tank top.















and that's it for today. a most fruitful day i must say.