Worried that dicky wouldn't stay up long? Cannot sustain a long sexual intercourse?


FEAR NO MORE MY MAN!


I PRESENT TO YOU FIVE GLORIOUS SOLUTIONS TO YOUR INABILITY.







1. VIAGRA







Sick of consuming orthodox medication like viagra? INTRODUCING THE WONDEROUS DRUG CIALIS.
Similar to the former, the latter aims to stimulate an erection and sustain it for 36 hours.

HARD COCK FOR 1.5 DAYS!! *wow*



2. CIALIS
Here's how it looks like


AN ERECTION IS JUST A PILL AWAY.






I doubt you'll need a hard dick for such a long time and thus i give you:


3. LEVITRA






This baby makes your dick hard hard for 5 hours only.. *WOOTS*







If you think popping pills are quite scary and not to mention artificial, try an INFLATABLE DICK if you can afford it that is.




4. INFLATABLE PENILE IMPLANTS





pump your scrotum and make your dick bloat up like a balloon.

the pump by the way is found in your scrotum so you've gotta pump it before you work it.

*we're still figuring out how to deflate the dick after use*






Now, scared of hurting your balls as you pump it, i present to you:





5. MALLEABLE / POSITIONAL PENILE IMPLANTS

When having sex, just tilt it upwards and it's ready for use. Can be stored in body temperature so it's a must-get if you're suffering from erectile dysfunction.









THERE YOU GO, FIVE WAYS TO SAVE YOU FROM EMBARRASSEMENT AND A MUNDANE SEX LIFE.



PS: Anthony doesn't require supplements, it stands up all straight, ready for action via stimulation.