YES YES! HE'S THE LATEST CRAZE AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T RESIST NOT TALKING ABOUT HIM.. He's none other than the infamous LEON THOMAS! *and the crowd goes wild in disgust*

I have done an exclusive write-up on LEON THOMAS popularly known to many as the fashion clown or THE FREAK

Let's review his occupation, part-time school boy in the day, horrifying monster by noon and by night, he works as a part-time transvestite cum mellon-headed gay fashion designer.

*WOOTS the crowd goes wild again*






CHECK OUT LEON THOMAS' SPECIAL AUTUMN COLLECTION 2007:


THE MOST STYLISH T SHIRT WORTH $10.90





ATTRIBUTES:
`funky top with a stylish pink colour that induces vomiting,
`pretty black stars to shrink your fucking balls and not forgetting,
`the white leather strap to secure your balls and your chest.

THIS SHIRT ALSO SERVES AS A RAG TO CLEAN UP ANY SPILLAGES OR FILTH.




This top is a must-get for all drag-wannabes!









along with the horrid top, we present to you the world's first "holy" pants (pun intended)

stylish and sleek in design, this pants is designed for absolute comfort and stretching
(see picture above for details)

Check out the stylish HOLES with disfigured graffiti.


WORLD'S MOST OBSCENE PANTS WORTH A DIME.




ATTRIBUTES:
`malleable,
`squeezes your tight balls together along with,
`plenty of holes to keep your balls and ass free from moisture.




SO TELL ME, WHAT ARE YOU DRAGS WAITING FOR?

COME GET YOUR FAGGOTY DESIGNS TODAY EXCLUSIVELY AT ALL LT RETAIL STORES!




fine prints:
*Stretching and bending is possible so long as the individual is flexible himself. LT will not be responsible for rashes and horrifying stares by the public. Balls and penis may explode when pants are too tight.*










After trying on the clothes, I'm certain that you drags want to meet the infamous designer LEON THOMAS personally.

I have taken time off to do an exclusive cover of THE LT and his pernicious influence on the transvestite community.











say HI to the LEON
World's Leading Transvestite Fashion Disaster















OUR MEDIA HAS DECIDED TO ALSO INVESTIGATE LEON'S BLOG AND BRING TO VIEWERS HOT INSIGHTS OF WHAT HE FEELS ABOUT SINGAPORE.

I have also taken the liberty of commenting for you viewers...



HIS BLOG:



*click on images to enlarge*






if you people have difficulties in reading the stuff he wrote, I took the initiative of copying it down for you peeps =)




Peace + Y +

people , people! u must be sicking of listening to my complains.

damn , singaporean's/ rigid thinking , something i can change. . . or is it me? i really don't know what's and where's wrong?

Unconventional Fashion Designer[ my dream]

My designs / dressing sense are getting criticism all these while. . .

Should i simplify myself? as simple is beauty.
please improvise me when something's wrong . . . Nowadays, guys out there are wearing simply tees/shirt with jeans, otherwise 3/4. up a level is with a cardigan or jacket. it's so Fucking typical. really. and i dislike to wear jeans as possible ! seriously! i mean typical as in it's all the same. nothing unquie, designs are common. NO creativity.

only 1 i can think of appreciate me being different or "exaggerated" . however , glances/stares are irritating/pissing me. are U envying me? gross out? thinking i'm fag? weird or what?

don't just give me comment like. dont wear this out with me. very ugly, digusting , why you wear this? or even say nothing at all?

Being a friend is accepting him/her for everything, be it fat, not good looking, smoker, drug addict, gay, les, butch, WHATEVER.

Being in comfort is the most important, i really love whatever i am doing right now. . .

It's really hard to stand firm but i still do, about what i'm doing . .

u might ask. why be bothered by what the fuck people think about you?

It's because, i stand alone in my circle of friends, and i dislike the fact people assume what they think it's right about me. one of my friend say, please change your dressing and girls will come find you. i don't give a damn.


I live for myself , not for others expectation of me. Freedom of speech, action is what i'm seeking.


making a big fuss?

i am always the standout in the group , i am not asking for attention. but i love to be noticed somehow. how contradicting? u get what i mean? i cant stand myself being typical even for a sec. of course not when i'm at my house downstairs or my daily routines.



i'm so fucking needing a sewing machine to do my trials and errors.



Don't ever judge me! when you don't even KNOW me . . .


AT 10:49:00 PM  








see what he wrote?

Let me emphasize on his point. YOU SINGAPOREANS SUCK. YOU wanna know why? BECAUSE YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND THE LEON.

THE LEON has temperaments. He's got a sense of THE FASHION. He's got the GROOVE and the MOVE. The STYLE and the great DRESS SENSE.



HONEST REPLY

LEON you are making us SICK with your screwed up sense of transvestite fashion.

Not only is it disgusting, it's vomit-inducing.

PLEASE QUIT POSING AND PRETENDING TO BE STYLISH BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT








LOOK AT THE SHIRT YOU DESIGNED:



*Ernest squeals at the sight of ugly clothes and suffers immediate erectile dysfunction*

poor anthony is screaming for help as he shrinks in size!



you see what your clothes and fashion sense did to my dicky?

I AM SO GONNA SUE YOU FOR CAUSING THE DEMISE OF MY PENIS!!


and yea, like what i said before, do BIND yourself up at home so that you don't walk on the streets frightening more people.









*COMMENTATORS DO FEEL FREE TO SPEAK YOUR MIND*