I've been really bored at home. And for some reasons, the ministry has been sending me tons of junk.

i have to applaude the ministry for its creativity especially in trying to entice the naive students into joing them.


first, i received a letter from the AIRFORCE

it's really cute. They sent me a "pop-out" card that plays an annoying tune.




when you open the card, a model plane comes "popping out"
and then this "melodious" tune (just like the one hear when a plane flies past) rings.






this is how my mail looks like.






this is that really cool plane i've been telling you guys about.






you've gotta agree with me that it's really cool :)






blah blah blah.. a string of baloney.









join the airforce? you've gotta be kidding me. I can barely pass napfa in school.



on the second day, the NAVY sends me a board game.










this is the board game they sent me. Now we know where our parents' taxes have gone.







isn't it cute? boot licking, backstabbing and whatever that black envelope is.






yum, sweet arse!





butt kissing.





and the list of scholarships which they claim i am eligible to apply for.
(I highly doubt so judging by my modest grades)










oh well, that's it for my mails today. I wonder if the land army will send me a mail too.