I've been looking through the catalogue for relief teaching and god must i say,

IT SURE PAYS WELL!

That probably explains why nondescript jc students literally rush towards MOE and applying for the position of a relief teacher.. Gosh! i wanna join the flow! WAHAHAHA =)

I sure wonder if i fit the bill. There are many pre-requisites to relief teaching.. Let's see some shall we?

All relief teachers MUST possess:
1) a minimum of 5 GCE 'O' Level passes including english. i meet that =)
2) good communication skills. Oh yea, i have that too!
3) interest in teaching. hmmm, interest? i have interests in cash.. YES YES I'M MERCENARY..

SHUT UP ELLIS!

4) goals an aspirations. goals eh? i am to be a bar top dancer in the near future =D

i wanna be a stripper! WOOHOO.. ladies will be stuffing cash in my undies while i shake and shake.. lalalaa~

i'm hawwwttt!!! no one sure is able to beat me to that. I'M HIGHLY EXOTHERMIC!
WAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH...