i love ernest

WANDERER

2008-12-28T23:16:00.002+08:00

I remember the life I once enjoyed - passionate, youthful and most certainly motivated. For some bizarre reasons, however, I lost it.

The life I now lead is rather a hedonistic and aimless one which concludes my presence as a wanderer. All I do is to wander around aimlessly, seeking short excitements to spice my life up. Sad isn't it? Who ever thought that army could change so much of a person's mind, soul and body? I knew it would change but not to such an extent where I have lost the very purpose of my mere existence.

I think I need to pick up a new hobby or sorts. I really need a new meaning to life :)

SINGAPOREANS AND TRAINS

2008-12-25T09:53:00.002+08:00

Like how typical a friday is I booked out from camp. Took a train, carried my barang barang and headed home.

well, typical too are Singaporeans. Annoying nonetheless.

You know how annoying it usually is, eff-ing annoying Singaporeans will always STAND ON THE YELLOW LINE even when the announcement that reads "PLEASE STAND BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE" rings.

Bloody stupid Singaporeans will always and I emphasise ALWAYS block the way of alighting passengers and squeeze onto the train. They behave like vultures sourcing for empty seats.

FAT LADIES ESPECIALLY.

Singaporeans are always so stupid and ill-cultured. They seem to be illiterate and respond nonchalantly to everything.

GOSSIP GIRL FEVER!

2008-12-25T09:48:00.004+08:00

"Good morning upper east siders, gossip girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of manhattan's elite."

Now, I've gotta admit that GG is really nice. Interesting plot I might add. It basically revolves around a group of adolescents who lead rather wealthy and sadly, promiscuous lives.

SCANDALS are commonplace and no one loves them more than I do.

you know you love me

xoxo E

HORRENDOUS

2008-01-09T08:10:00.000+08:00

Yeaaa, i'm back again to bring you guys sensationally malicious comments and up-to-date gossips.

i've decided to review KONG BAK PAU's blog and guess what i've found????????

A TOTALLY "HOT HOT HOT" VIDEO OF SHERMSELF!

( where shermself = him or herself due to undefined gender )

BRACE YOURSELF MY FANS and please, get a paper bag. We don't want you puking all over.

LISTEN TO SHIM's voice. it's like super duper cocked up.

It's beyond what words can describe as absolutely repulsive.

now, for the photos.

WARNING

THE MATERIAL PRESENTED IS NOT BY ANY TIME A FORGED ONE BY THE AUTHOR AND THE AUTHOR TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY IF ANY CASUALTY WAS RESULTED FROM THE EXPOSURE TO HAZARDOUS MATERIAL AS SUCH.

DO NOT VIEW WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT UNLESS ABOVE 21.

LOOK! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. STILL WANNA PROCEED?

VERY WELL.. *BRACE YOURSELF*

I believe this was taken during racial harmony day.

with this, it's more like racial derogatory day.

isn't the make-up just disgusting? i mean seriously and that face! oh man

it's like a pig taught to dress up. and and and, omgosh, look at her boobies.

those things make my wee-wee go soft soft.

you're staring at a 25 year old transgender. anyone wants some pork knuckles?

guess what? ms KONG BAK PAU went to vivo city with a skirt! and i'm sure shim wore a bra.

a babe isn't she?

and now, i believe you guys wanna see how KONG BAK PAU looks like when she's dressed up all nicely.

she's like joining a beauty pageant? wait lemme rephrase. hideous pageant.

the only award she's gonna be seen winning is the one they have at villages for the heaviest pork.

demonic eyes. lovely isn't she?

you're looking at satan in the face. *BE GONE DEMON*

God, i beseech You to bless me with your powers and strength that i may exorcise this enormous demon of intense stupidity.

thank you God. AMEN!

you know what? if you're gonna cross dress as a female, at least have the decency to shave.

she's like wearing a bra, probably some panty, a skirt, a blouse and a wig and she didn't like farking shave?

just scrutinize her face and check out her facial hair, any more of that and she's gonna have a beard.

oh you're gonna love this picture i've got. BUT BE WARNED!

i'm giving you plenty of time to think it through before looking at that pic.

BAH! THERE YOU GO~!

look at the nippies!! oh god the make up. i see fats, lots and lots of it.

and she's got like a mini mole-hill as a breast. omgosh. it's like way disgusting.

her nippies are like EEWWW it's like even grosser than watching leon go nude.

ANYONE WANTS THIS ABANDONED CHILD?

PLEASE TAKE HER AWAY. I BEG OF YOU. DO SOCIETY A FAVOUR AND YOU'LL GET GOOD KARMA.

LOADS OF IT!

SHOPPING GALORE

2007-12-20T21:48:00.000+08:00

I went shopping with my dad again today and i got myself a pair of SHOES! *WOOTS*

i seriously love shopping and it's totally addictive.

MONDAY'S DINNER

2007-12-10T14:49:00.001+08:00

SATURDAYS ARE FUN

2007-12-08T21:46:00.000+08:00

Unlike any other Saturdays, i spent mine SHOPPING with my dad.

the beauty of shopping with you dad is that you DON'T HAVE TO PAY for the stuff you want.

i just ask him along, hand him the stuff i want, give him the puppy dog pout, and he heads over to the cashier counter, paying for my stuff :)*WOOTS*

and i seriously bought loads of stuff today. And i mean LOADS.

I got myself a SAT Reasoning Test Guide book and a total of four NIKE tee shirts.

*I am so damn proud of myself*

and i didn't feel a pinch because my dad's paying! WAHAHAHAHAHA!

oh well, these are the stuff i got:

SAT REASONING BOOK.

oh god, it's THICK and I have to finish it by 25 Jan '08.

It's like a f*cking 5cm thick.

and my four NIKE SHIRTS

now you see, SHOPPING WITH YOUR PARENTS CAN BE GREAT!

*We must all understand this:

ONE THING ABOUT MONEY, NEVER USE YOUR OWN!

FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!

2007-12-07T21:54:00.000+08:00

Weijie, Ilario, Hana and I met up early in the morning for K LUNCH at Marina.

After which, we proceeded over to Bugis' Ministry of Food for our lunch cum dinner.

Some of the food we ordered:

weijie ordered this along with his meal.

chunks of chicken.

i ordered this chicken charsiew noodles.

hana got herself soft-shell crab

along with soba

and now, presenting the DESSERTS!

hana and i ordered similar desserts.

the desserts were really good.

and weijie got himself ice cream which was tasty too.

after dinner, we went SHOPPING!

i got myself a long-sleeve top from bugis.

oh well that's all for today :)

RELIEF TEACHING

2007-12-06T01:57:00.000+08:00

oh YES! My application has been accepted by the Ministry.

i sure wonder which school they're posting me too. I hope it consists of a single race :)

MS BABE

2007-12-05T14:45:00.000+08:00

Introducing Ms "GORGEOUS"

with her killer looks, she can stop any man 3 miles away just by giving those brazen eyes.

and if you're thinking, 'isn't she a man?', you're DEAD ON! she used to be that is.

she goes by the moniker of KURORI, whatever that is, I decided to rename her.

there she is, a babe isn't she?

i love this picture

feisty isn't it?

look at her cheeks, it spells nothing but FATS

she's like a thousand pounds of fermenting meat loaf.

awww look at her.. where's your castle my little piggy princess?

no where to be found i guess, you destroyed it the moment you stepped in.

QUESTION: DOES KURORI BELONG TO THE MALE OR FEMALE SPECIE OF THE HUMAN RACE?

ANSWER: NEITHER. He/She belongs to the family of swines.

I've also taken the liberty of editing her name. It's KONG BAK PAU now. I'm sure everyone likes it.

and there we see our beloved bun sitting by the fountain.

I swear the water level rose by 10cm when that fat thumb of hers was dipped in.

I've always wondered where she got her costumes from. The clothes from the maternity department?

oh my fucking shit. LOOK AT HER NAILS! THEY'RE PINK! AND THAT WIG OF HERS, so melodramatic.

yes, this poster is attributed to her.

for more pictures of KURORI aka KONG BAK PAU, do feel free to view her blog at:

http://secret-santuary.blogspot.com/

thanks for viewing peeps :)

WORLD AIDS DAY

2007-12-02T23:01:00.001+08:00

2 Decemeber 2007, the first day of my service in ACTION FOR AIDS.

Ellis and I joined AFA and volunteered to help out in crowd control today at CK TANGS.

it was fun i have to say. We met tons of gay guys and i swear to god, they're seriously touchy.

a few guys actually touched me. *eeks*

i grimaced and squirmed not because i was touched by some gay guys but because they looked awful and they're old.
OLD I TELL YOU, OLD!! FUCKING HELL.

their ghastly looks were seriously frightening plus they're wrinkly hands kept harrassing innocent volunteers like yours truly.

and just so you know,
i can't stand ugly strangers touching me...

oh well, Ellis and I had our second lunch at PARAGON'S COFFE CLUB.

i ordered a baked chicken penne.

while Ellis got herself an apple crumble.

it's actually stewed apples topped with a melting vanilla ine cream and strawberries.

*it's mouthwatering*

and this is the medal Ellis got for taking part in the Standard Chartered Marathon this morning :)

the tags they gave us while we were on crowd control duty.

I TAKE PRIDE IN HELPING HIV POSITIVE PATIENTS.

they totally deserve our love and concern. they do not deserve stigmatization.

they are not conformed to being rediculed and ostracized.

and at the end of the day, they gave us FREEBIES

and all cheapos say YAY!

the goodie bag consisted of:

ONE NUM TANK TOP
ONE PAIR OF VERVE SUNGLASSES
A BOX OF CONDOMS BY LOVE-BOX
A POSTCARD DESIGNED BY AFA
A PIN BADGE DESIGNED BY AFA

it was given to us FREE while the public had to pay like 10 bucks for it.

But i assure you, it worths alot more!

yes, a picture of my beloved freebies.

M.A.C carrier to contain the goodies.

Love-Box's condoms.

lovely box for storing those condoms eh?

and yes, they contain pictures to instruct an illiterate individual on how to use it properly.

VERVE's sunglasses that comes with changeable lenses.

a very thoughful note from members of Action For Aids.

i love this pin badge. very creative i have to say.

NewUrbanMale's complimentary tank top.

and that's it for today. a most fruitful day i must say.

TRASH IN MAIL?

2007-11-27T19:28:00.000+08:00

I've been really bored at home. And for some reasons, the ministry has been sending me tons of junk.

i have to applaude the ministry for its creativity especially in trying to entice the naive students into joing them.

first, i received a letter from the AIRFORCE

it's really cute. They sent me a "pop-out" card that plays an annoying tune.

when you open the card, a model plane comes "popping out"
and then this "melodious" tune (just like the one hear when a plane flies past) rings.

this is how my mail looks like.

this is that really cool plane i've been telling you guys about.

you've gotta agree with me that it's really cool :)

blah blah blah.. a string of baloney.

join the airforce? you've gotta be kidding me. I can barely pass napfa in school.

on the second day, the NAVY sends me a board game.

this is the board game they sent me. Now we know where our parents' taxes have gone.

isn't it cute? boot licking, backstabbing and whatever that black envelope is.

yum, sweet arse!

butt kissing.

and the list of scholarships which they claim i am eligible to apply for.
(I highly doubt so judging by my modest grades)

oh well, that's it for my mails today. I wonder if the land army will send me a mail too.

FREAK FINDER

2007-11-26T11:39:00.000+08:00

I was bored. I was very bored in fact that I went browsing for profiles on friendster.

Flipping through tons of pages and finding weirdos who put up fucking gross pictures of themselves on friendster.

meet a fucking weirdo who puts make up on his face till he looks like a drag.

seriously dude, what's up with the make up? SICK SICK SICK!

oh god, this is disgusting. A NUDIST who's got no body assets.

i took the liberty of removing his eyes, partially for privacy and also to deter you from vomiting.

check out his supple white arse.

Hmmm.. Want more kinky photos?

This is it. I swear you have to be fucking bold to wear this out when you're clubbing.

Probably some gay clubs. YUCK! What are the holes for?

it's spidey like you've never seen before.

oh my god. Kinky i know. But seriously, BDSM is not my thing.

how far will couples go to flash their relationship?

perhaps as far as wearing mismatched outfits and behaving like clowns.

Parental guidance is advised.

The below images contain nudity, public display of obscene pictures.

WHO THE FUCK WILL FLASH NUDE PHOTOS OF THEMSELVES ON FRIENDSTER?!

HIM I GUESS...

If you're gonna flash your own dicky, at least have the decency to have it erect.

wait, or is it already erect? DARN!

Now i need to borrow at atomic microscope to view your microscopic penis.

Christmas is just around the corner and I've found a guy who wants to play Santa in a kinky tone.

oh god. What's that? RED UNDIES

but perhaps it's only hot on other guys. THIS IS SOME SICK SHIT SERIOUSLY!

oh yea Santa's in town, i sure hope he gives me a bucket to contain my puke.

i wanna hurl.

why the fuck are there people who pose such pictures of themselves on the internet?????

I so wanna sue their asses. Caustic images that corrode my eyeballs. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

MOVING ON. MY FAV~

Superman from the Justice League is in town and find him in your bathroom stripping.

oh yea! SUPERMANNN

This is some classic shit. Never can you find people wearing such costumes anymore.

oh well, this ends my search for freaks today on friendster.

FYI, these people are Singaporeans.

Whoever concluded that Singaporeans have no life?

A DULL SUNDAY

2007-11-25T23:44:00.000+08:00

I was bored at home and I decided to take some tests.

What's your EQ?

Your EQ is 167

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

I'm obviously an EQ whiz =)

How open-minded are you?

You Are 48% Open Minded

You aren't exactly open minded, but you have been known to occasionally change your mind.
You're tolerant enough to get along with others who are very different...
But you may be quietly judgmental of things or people you think are wrong.
You take your own values pretty seriously, and it would take a lot to change them.

How Open Minded Are You?

perhaps I'm pretty conservative afterall.

Do you have a dirty mind?

Your Mind is PG-13 Rated

Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy.
You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude.

Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

SEE! I told you i was conservative *WINKS*

What mixed drink are you?

You Are a Mai Tai

You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive.
And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away.

What Mixed Drink Are You?

What flavour frappuccino are you?

Caffe Vanilla Frappuccino

Smooth and sweet, you fit in to almost any crowd. No one would suspect you of being a coffee tweaker!

What Flavor Frappuccino Are You?

Kissing purity test.

Your Kissing Purity Score: 63% Pure

For you, kissing isn't a casual thing

Lip to lip action makes your heart sing

Kissing Purity Test

How hot are your kisses?

Your Kisses Are Medium-Hot

Your kisses are definitely sexy, but you're not about to make anyone gasp for air.
You take it slow and steady... and you ramp things up when you get the right signals.
Your kissing style is adaptable and adept. And people who kiss you love it!

How Hot Are Your Kisses?

my kissing skills are superb. Wanna try?

How much sex appeal do you have?

You Are 85% Sexy

Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts!

Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it.
You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride.

How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

I'm SEXY!!

oh yeaaaaa... I'm sizzingly hotttt.

What is your seduction style?

Your Seduction Style: The Charmer

You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.

You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.

By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.

And then you've got them exactly where you want them!

What Is Your Seduction Style?

Are you a gentleman?

You Are 80% Gentleman

You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!

Are You A Gentleman?

Are you a thrill seeker?

You Are Adventurous... Sometimes

You like an adrenaline rush as much as the next person. You like your thrills in small doses.
You're generally pretty calm and level headed. But sometimes you have to go wild and have a crazy adventure.

Are You a Thrill Seeker?

Are you spoiled?

You Are 32% Spoiled

You're barely spoiled. You may have some nice things, but you never let them go to your head.
You appreciate each gift you're given - and you don't dwell on what you "deserve" to have.

Are You Spoiled?

oh well, that's it for today. A boring day indeed.

食糧 YUM

2007-11-25T00:55:00.000+08:00

Motto to life: FOOD & SHOPPING.

and that was what Ellis and I did today.

We headed down to Ministry of Food located at Parco Bugis Junction Level 2 and we got ourselves
a bento set and scrumptious desserts to go along with it.

tri-colour bento that Ellis ordered.

it comprises of minced beef and rice. A simple fare i must say.

while i got myself a karage bento.

the bento comprises of chicken in chunks and an egg. A most satisfying meal indeed.

and the food vanishes right before your eyes and into my tummy...

our tummies for that matter.

well, done with the main course. Moving on to DESSERTS!

Ellis ordered a sesame ice cream while I, a strawberry one. IT WAS TASTY, i swear.

It isn't lizard droppings but sesame. Don't be fooled by the tiny white balls thinking that it's longan.
It's actually mini glutinous rice balls.

can't resist the temptation of putting it into your mouth eh?

yum yum YUM!

gorgeous isn't it?

and you know what's the best? The ice cream is low in fats. *WOOTS*

remnants of the ice cream i devoured....

that's it for now, stay tune for more posts on tasty food.

MY BURGER

2007-11-24T02:46:00.000+08:00

It was way past mid-night. I was bored and ravenous. Aaron then drew me an adorable burger.

thanks for keeping me company when i'm bored :)

CRABBY'S BIRTHDAY

2007-11-24T00:30:00.000+08:00

WORK IN PROGRESS =D

EXCELLENT GRUB AND SHOPPING

2007-11-22T02:14:00.000+08:00

Finally, a chance to leave my cage. I went out this afternoon to meet Hana and Leon. And like any other of my outings, it's saturated with cam-whoring, eating and shopping *WOOTS!*

we shopped from raffles city mall to bugis junction and haji lane.
The clothes at haji lane are seriously good!

*I'M SO GOING BACK NEXT WEEK TO GET MY TOP*

We had lunch at Terra and desserts at Ministry of Food. Well, Leon had his meal at the latter.

i ordered this for desserts.

it sure is tasty! yumm!

hana ordered this. The twirly soft cream is fantastic.

this adorable bento was ordered by leon.

oh yea, that's leon and his pleasant-smelling bento
*Ernest drooling continuously*

xaivera (sadako) are you in there?

candid shot of hana, the tasty red bean paste and the internationally-recognised hand sign
i swear the red bean paste they serve are superb~!

*I'm vulnerable when i'm feasting*

what's with that expression?! Leon looks POSSESSED. *eeks*

CHECK OUT HIS PUSSY-LIPS

Leon, did you like inject collagen into those pussy-lips of yours? It's really fat.

she's looking at a hunk =D

are the two xaiveras at home..?

yes, it was truly a splendid spread along with two good companion.

HANANA please do remember that we're invading haji lane and MOF again next wed...
i so wanna try new deserts :)

AARON'S WORKPIECE

2007-11-21T04:07:00.000+08:00

BRANDED APPARELS FOR SALE

2007-11-17T00:14:00.000+08:00

Christmas is just around the corner, stressing over what to get for your best pal?
The panacea for your troubles is here!

Wanna frighten Santa and his god-damn elves?

Introducing the brand new "ritzy" outfits sold exclusively at all LT stores.

tattered and torn designs tailored specially for tramps

afraid of vampires? fear no more. With these crosses, those blood-suckers are sure to flee!

reveal your sexy armpits with these sleeveless monochromatic garments

i'm sure you veggie-philics will love this design, it bears a large deformed pumpkin.

had enough of the above plain and boring monochromatic outfits?
Feast your eyes on the scarlet togs below:

i know what you dimwits are thinking: GLAMOROUS SKY?
*Ernest trying to figure out the connection between sky and red*

this shirt reveals the poor workmanship don't you think? oh well, it's the LATEST STYLE now

moving on to the magenta collections

*These shirts are senseless and i seriously cannot figure out what it means*

more designs available at: www.imlikewhatever.blogspot.com
*prices are NEGOTIABLE*

with these outfits, i'm certain Santa will never visit you in his sleigh ever again.

So, why contemplate further? Be the first few (only) customers to meet and greet
the famous designer himself and get AUTOGRAPHS on all your tee shirts! =D

p.s: I am not, i repeat NOT the creator of these modest garb

MY NEW FOUND FREEDOM

2007-11-16T09:01:00.000+08:00

I have been liberated from the bondage of examinations! =D

my entry proof

What shall i do with the five months of holidays? Any suggestions for jobs i can apply?

THE CELEBRITY

2007-11-11T01:38:00.001+08:00

YES YES! HE'S THE LATEST CRAZE AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T RESIST NOT TALKING ABOUT HIM.. He's none other than the infamous LEON THOMAS! *and the crowd goes wild in disgust*

I have done an exclusive write-up on LEON THOMAS popularly known to many as the fashion clown or THE FREAK

Let's review his occupation, part-time school boy in the day, horrifying monster by noon and by night, he works as a part-time transvestite cum mellon-headed gay fashion designer.

*WOOTS the crowd goes wild again*

CHECK OUT LEON THOMAS' SPECIAL AUTUMN COLLECTION 2007:

THE MOST STYLISH T SHIRT WORTH $10.90

ATTRIBUTES:
`funky top with a stylish pink colour that induces vomiting,
`pretty black stars to shrink your fucking balls and not forgetting,
`the white leather strap to secure your balls and your chest.

THIS SHIRT ALSO SERVES AS A RAG TO CLEAN UP ANY SPILLAGES OR FILTH.

This top is a must-get for all drag-wannabes!

along with the horrid top, we present to you the world's first "holy" pants (pun intended)

stylish and sleek in design, this pants is designed for absolute comfort and stretching
(see picture above for details)

Check out the stylish HOLES with disfigured graffiti.

WORLD'S MOST OBSCENE PANTS WORTH A DIME.

ATTRIBUTES:
`malleable,
`squeezes your tight balls together along with,
`plenty of holes to keep your balls and ass free from moisture.

SO TELL ME, WHAT ARE YOU DRAGS WAITING FOR?

COME GET YOUR FAGGOTY DESIGNS TODAY EXCLUSIVELY AT ALL LT RETAIL STORES!

fine prints:
*Stretching and bending is possible so long as the individual is flexible himself. LT will not be responsible for rashes and horrifying stares by the public. Balls and penis may explode when pants are too tight.*

After trying on the clothes, I'm certain that you drags want to meet the infamous designer LEON THOMAS personally.

I have taken time off to do an exclusive cover of THE LT and his pernicious influence on the transvestite community.

say HI to the LEON
World's Leading Transvestite Fashion Disaster

OUR MEDIA HAS DECIDED TO ALSO INVESTIGATE LEON'S BLOG AND BRING TO VIEWERS HOT INSIGHTS OF WHAT HE FEELS ABOUT SINGAPORE.

I have also taken the liberty of commenting for you viewers...

HIS BLOG:

*click on images to enlarge*

if you people have difficulties in reading the stuff he wrote, I took the initiative of copying it down for you peeps =)

Peace + Y +

people , people! u must be sicking of listening to my complains.

damn , singaporean's/ rigid thinking , something i can change. . . or is it me? i really don't know what's and where's wrong?

Unconventional Fashion Designer[ my dream]

My designs / dressing sense are getting criticism all these while. . .

Should i simplify myself? as simple is beauty.
please improvise me when something's wrong . . . Nowadays, guys out there are wearing simply tees/shirt with jeans, otherwise 3/4. up a level is with a cardigan or jacket. it's so Fucking typical. really. and i dislike to wear jeans as possible ! seriously! i mean typical as in it's all the same. nothing unquie, designs are common. NO creativity.

only 1 i can think of appreciate me being different or "exaggerated" . however , glances/stares are irritating/pissing me. are U envying me? gross out? thinking i'm fag? weird or what?

don't just give me comment like. dont wear this out with me. very ugly, digusting , why you wear this? or even say nothing at all?

Being a friend is accepting him/her for everything, be it fat, not good looking, smoker, drug addict, gay, les, butch, WHATEVER.

Being in comfort is the most important, i really love whatever i am doing right now. . .

It's really hard to stand firm but i still do, about what i'm doing . .

u might ask. why be bothered by what the fuck people think about you?

It's because, i stand alone in my circle of friends, and i dislike the fact people assume what they think it's right about me. one of my friend say, please change your dressing and girls will come find you. i don't give a damn.

I live for myself , not for others expectation of me. Freedom of speech, action is what i'm seeking.

making a big fuss?

i am always the standout in the group , i am not asking for attention. but i love to be noticed somehow. how contradicting? u get what i mean? i cant stand myself being typical even for a sec. of course not when i'm at my house downstairs or my daily routines.

i'm so fucking needing a sewing machine to do my trials and errors.

Don't ever judge me! when you don't even KNOW me . . .

AT 10:49:00 PM

see what he wrote?

Let me emphasize on his point. YOU SINGAPOREANS SUCK. YOU wanna know why? BECAUSE YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND THE LEON.

THE LEON has temperaments. He's got a sense of THE FASHION. He's got the GROOVE and the MOVE. The STYLE and the great DRESS SENSE.

HONEST REPLY

LEON you are making us SICK with your screwed up sense of transvestite fashion.

Not only is it disgusting, it's vomit-inducing.

PLEASE QUIT POSING AND PRETENDING TO BE STYLISH BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT

LOOK AT THE SHIRT YOU DESIGNED:

*Ernest squeals at the sight of ugly clothes and suffers immediate erectile dysfunction*

poor anthony is screaming for help as he shrinks in size!

you see what your clothes and fashion sense did to my dicky?

I AM SO GONNA SUE YOU FOR CAUSING THE DEMISE OF MY PENIS!!

and yea, like what i said before, do BIND yourself up at home so that you don't walk on the streets frightening more people.

*COMMENTATORS DO FEEL FREE TO SPEAK YOUR MIND*

CHEMISTRY

2007-11-10T12:06:00.000+08:00

I was mugging for chem and i decided to cam whore and ended up taking silly shots of what i learnt in chemistry.

oh well this is what you get during unproductive in mugging sessions with your mates.

and noooooooooo, i'm NOT from vjc.

*Ernest thanks Waikit for aiding him in his conquest of mugging chem*

this is what we students learn for the biochem compartment.

a schematic drawing of a battery cell found in cars.

There you go! DRIFTING BACK TO MUGGING.

MY FETISH FOR CANINES

2007-11-09T02:35:00.001+08:00

I'm sure everyone adores a little puppy at home =D
introducing the sweetest little thing on planet earth (besides me that is)

`BOYBOY`BOYBOY`BOYBOY`BOYBOY`BOYBOY`

yep that's it for now.

ORIENTAL STYLE

2007-11-09T02:24:00.000+08:00

Guess where this place is.

the beauty of chinese workmanship.

the elegance of chinese sculpture

i simply adore chinese culture

guess what i found?

these communistic bags are surely the cynosure of all eyes.

WELL WISHES FOR A's

2007-11-09T01:15:00.000+08:00

aaron, thanks for the encouragement =D

SOLUTIONS TO ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

2007-11-08T18:15:00.000+08:00

Worried that dicky wouldn't stay up long? Cannot sustain a long sexual intercourse?

FEAR NO MORE MY MAN!

I PRESENT TO YOU FIVE GLORIOUS SOLUTIONS TO YOUR INABILITY.

1. VIAGRA

Sick of consuming orthodox medication like viagra? INTRODUCING THE WONDEROUS DRUG CIALIS.
Similar to the former, the latter aims to stimulate an erection and sustain it for 36 hours.

HARD COCK FOR 1.5 DAYS!! *wow*

2. CIALIS
Here's how it looks like

AN ERECTION IS JUST A PILL AWAY.

I doubt you'll need a hard dick for such a long time and thus i give you:

3. LEVITRA

This baby makes your dick hard hard for 5 hours only.. *WOOTS*

If you think popping pills are quite scary and not to mention artificial, try an INFLATABLE DICK if you can afford it that is.

4. INFLATABLE PENILE IMPLANTS

pump your scrotum and make your dick bloat up like a balloon.

the pump by the way is found in your scrotum so you've gotta pump it before you work it.

*we're still figuring out how to deflate the dick after use*

Now, scared of hurting your balls as you pump it, i present to you:

5. MALLEABLE / POSITIONAL PENILE IMPLANTS

When having sex, just tilt it upwards and it's ready for use. Can be stored in body temperature so it's a must-get if you're suffering from erectile dysfunction.

THERE YOU GO, FIVE WAYS TO SAVE YOU FROM EMBARRASSEMENT AND A MUNDANE SEX LIFE.

PS: Anthony doesn't require supplements, it stands up all straight, ready for action via stimulation.

MY HERO

2007-11-08T18:06:00.000+08:00

AUNG SAN SUU KYI

Pro-democracy activist and leader of the National League for Democracy in Myanmar (Burma)
A noted prisoner of conscience and advocate of nonviolent resistance.

SHE STILL FIGHTS FOR A DEMOCRATIC BURMA

THE EVOLUTION

2007-11-08T11:37:00.000+08:00

Life isn't very much alike as compared to the past. Things change, our surrounding changes and MOST IMPORTANTLY, people change.
The only thing constant is change itself one might say.

so if you think i'm gonna blog about how this person in my life who changed so much that i couldn't recognise him and that i seem to have lost someone precious to me, YOU'RE DEAD WRONG

on the contrary, this person I know has changed for the better. I THINK.

by the way this entry is exclusively for LEON THOMAS

LET'S LOOK AT SOME PHOTOS SHALL WE?

THIS WAS BEFORE THAT EVOLUTION BEGAN

in clockwise direction: Ilario, Ernest, Weijie and LEON

EVOLVED TO... FINAL STAGE... FREAKKKKK!

check out that lovely black ribbon around his neck. It's TO DIE FOR

wanna see other frightening photos?

BRACE YOURSELF

oh god that outfit. One word - HIDEOUS!

that's the "IN THING" right now? I guess i'll pass out on flowing with the trend this year.

LEON'S GOT A LONG TONGUE. Use that to score for pussies dude!

when juxtaposed with the past, LEON seems to have changed.

The transition, however, was never gradual.

It was pretty much ABRUPT. Which does contravene with my principles of gradual metamorphosis.

This is not to suggest that LEON isn't cool! HE is to society probably.

I guess I'm just too conservative. I'm an old fogey.

SURPRISE ME LEON with your odd sense of fashion.

AFTERALL IT'S NOW 'IN' TO DOLL YOURSELF AS THOUGH YOU WERE ATTENDING A HALLOWEEN PARTAY...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!

2007-11-08T11:08:00.005+08:00

Let's congratulate WEIJIE on turning 19! you can officially club dude. But do watch out for people as you pop and hop, you're sizzling HOT

yes that's the MAN

he does look spastic but i assure you he's NOT. Pretty much that is.
That reminds me, do you guys see a neck?

kinda huge i must say. But oh well you lucky girls are gonna be safe with this big guy protecting you, INTENSE HEAT by the way is the by-product along with security =D

cuddly is he not?
oh well Weijie you may be HUGE but we love you all the same.

I HAVE GOTTA START ACCEPTING PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY ARE.
THEY DO COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES.

a BIG HUG to Weijie *Ernest trying to feel his back*
let's just pray that his size is inversely proportional to his age.

shopping's gonna be tough if this goes on...

GLORIOUS PAST

2007-11-08T03:14:00.000+08:00

I was just browsing through some photos on my computer and guess what I found? PICTURES TAKEN ON SCHOOL GRADUATION.

*WOOTS!*

CHECK THEM OUT:

and that's a picture of Leon when he still looked human, pretty much that is.

this was drawn by kahying when we were bored in class and we started fooling around.

sighhhh...
the halcyon days are over and in its place, national exams. URGH!
well, that's sec school life for you =)

*reminiscing about the past*

MY GREATEST PAL

2007-11-08T01:03:00.000+08:00

THIS IS SPECIALLY DEDICATED TO HANA WHO SPENT HER TIME WORKING ON MY BLOG'S SKIN

*THANKS & HUGS* i think it's a GREAT JOB. SIMPLE AND REALLY APPEALING.

wahahahahahahahahaha =D

*KUDOS TO HER*

THE NEW LINGUA FRANCA.

2007-11-07T23:41:00.000+08:00

Ever got irritated and annoyed by the new cheesy words that delinquents come up with? Known to many as the "teensy language".

It aims to drive people like me nuts! OH GOD I HATE THAT FUCKING RETARDED LANGUAGE THAT AH LIANS USE!

dearie i lubb you, muackz, sobbzzzz, huggiez, worrrxxxx, moiii darlinggzx

oh god my eyes are falling off. FUCK!

can you bitches stop dominating the cyber world with your whatsoever distortion of the beautiful language that we all share - ENGLISH?

Using english isn't stifling is it? Why the fuck do you retards want to create a new language? it's not like you're a linguist!

ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOUR HORRID MANIPULATION OF THE VERY THREAD THAT BINDS OUR SOCIETY TOGETHER - EEW! EEW EEEW EEEEW!!! DELINQUENTS are sick crap.

Quit BLINDING me with your words.

Be thankful that i'm not suing you for being a negative externality on this society and stimulating health problems.

By the way, the english language is the "IN THING" right now, so do put a STOP to the polluting of society with your corrupted patois. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

and seriously dudes, stop blogging about your lame life with narcissistic fine prints. I KNOW I'm NARCISSISTIC BUT LOOK! I'M HOT YOU'RE NOT! WAHAHAHHAHA =)

whoever cares about your lame lives, your myriad of problems, your morass of lies. I am a staunch critic who boldly opposes you people who bare breasts and whine about your mundane love life!

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! YOU CHEAPSKATE MORONS WHO I SO VERY ABHOR!

ANYONE WANTS SOME PENIS?

2007-11-07T23:03:00.001+08:00

I chanced upon this grotesque picture and god was it disgusting. CHECK OUT THOSE ROTTEN BALLS..

It's decomposing as we speak.

I sure admire kahying's courage to come into such a close proximity with those eeky stuff *eew*

There we see, the most obnoxious of puppies displaying his revolting balls.

Boyboy says "kuah si mi lan jiao?" as he points his dicky rudely at the camera. WAHAHAHAHA =P
the owner sure is gonna kill me for showing this picture..

MY DEMISE IS ON ITS WAY! SAVE ME!

hairy balls~

GIFTS FROM BRIT LAND

2007-11-07T22:42:00.000+08:00

Check out the tons of stuff Ellis brought back from her trip to Britain. I must say SHE BOUGHT ALOT OF STUFF.. It ranges from the nutcracker to books and miscellaneous items.

OH CHECK OUT THE "I LOVE PENIS BOX"! cool eh? yes i love my penis. I loved it so much that i named it Anthony..
oh yea.. I LOVE ANTHONY! I LOVE ANTHONY! I LOVE ANTHONY! wait or is its name Anphrony? URGH! i can't recall but i did name it.

*SHAKES MY "TOOT" IN A PROUD FASHION*

anyone wants some gay gum? They both store bubble gum by the way.

i got a dragon too *roar!*

Ernest thanks bitch for getting me such wonderful gifts *KUDOS TO ELLIS* =D

MY PENCIL CASE

2007-11-07T20:18:00.001+08:00

jasper sim from my neighbouring class drew this on my pencil case.. it's pretty cute.

CHECK OUT MY SEXAY NIPPLES!

LOVE SICK PUPPY

2007-11-07T20:16:00.000+08:00

affectionate eh?

TEACHING AS A CAREER? i sure wonder.

2007-11-07T19:50:00.000+08:00

I've been looking through the catalogue for relief teaching and god must i say,

IT SURE PAYS WELL!

That probably explains why nondescript jc students literally rush towards MOE and applying for the position of a relief teacher.. Gosh! i wanna join the flow! WAHAHAHA =)

I sure wonder if i fit the bill. There are many pre-requisites to relief teaching.. Let's see some shall we?

All relief teachers MUST possess:
1) a minimum of 5 GCE 'O' Level passes including english. i meet that =)
2) good communication skills. Oh yea, i have that too!
3) interest in teaching. hmmm, interest? i have interests in cash.. YES YES I'M MERCENARY..

SHUT UP ELLIS!

4) goals an aspirations. goals eh? i am to be a bar top dancer in the near future =D

i wanna be a stripper! WOOHOO.. ladies will be stuffing cash in my undies while i shake and shake.. lalalaa~

i'm hawwwttt!!! no one sure is able to beat me to that. I'M HIGHLY EXOTHERMIC!
WAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH...

THE INCEPTION

2007-11-07T19:15:00.000+08:00

I have started blogging. "Kudos to Ernest*